I went to the Heat game again the other day with a couple of buddies.   We had pretty decent seats- 18th row behind the basket next to the Heat bench.  This is a prime spot to get free shirts that the Heat dancers throw out.  I have NEVER caught a shirt, nothing has ever really even come close enough to me to even reach for. This time I was determined to catch a shirt.  I was going to scratch and claw my way into the mosh pit of shirt grabbers and steal the shirt from whoever came up with it, be it man, woman, or child.  I would have no shame.

So the dancers start throwing out shirts and I look around to see if any of them reach our row. As I scan I see a shirt bounce off a guy about four rows in front of me.  This dude had a huge ass, like Professor Klump from Nutty Professor huge. As he bent down to pick up the shirt his jean shorts fell about three inches below his butt-crack leaving the Grand Canyon in plain view for all to see.  I took out my phone to get ready to take a picture for the next time he bent over.  He bent over to pick up his beer and as I was taking the picture a dancer launched a shirt right across my face and the guy next to me caught it with no problem.  OF COURSE THAT WOULD HAPPEN!

Moral of the story: Don't take pictures of a guys huge ass during a t-shirt toss.

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