I haven't seen that much vomit since junior year of high school. I went to the Dolphins game today with a couple of friends of mine. My buddy Fuego (that isn't his real name) was a funneling champion. He was the Michael Phreakin' Phelps of funneling. He challenged some dude to a double funnel.  I haven't seen this kid drink like that in ages, he must have downed about 10 brewskis before the game.

After the game our tailgating friends next to us handed out leftover crab legs to everyone. Fuego proceeded to scarf down 20 legs and funneled another four beers. Thirty minutes later in the parking lot of a strip club Fuego unleashed the fury, crab legs spewed all over the floor.  It was so nasty.

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