I got Asian food for lunch today and my fortune cookie read as follows:

Wow. What kind of people do they have printing these little slips of paper?  And what is even more mind boggling is how they get the paper INTO the cookie!  Is the cookie made and then they slip the paper in or do they include the paper into the cookie dough and just cook it all together?  That goes down as one of the worlds most intriguing unsolved mysteries.